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<span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">TO:</span> first.last@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">CC:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">BCC:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net, firstname.lastname@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">FROM:</span> firstname.lastname@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">DATE/TIME:</span> Day Twelve, Night. 63:19PM <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">SUBJECT:</span> (no subject) <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">MESSAGE:</span> No message. <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">CONTACT:</span> first.last@compass.net <span style="font-family:courier; color:#93002d;">MESSAGE:</span> <span style="font-family:courier; color:#000000;">text</span>

Comments

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You should start calling people up at random times of the day and tell them that you care, just to remind them

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Usually I leave a dead animal at their doorstep.

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yeah how does that work for you

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Sometimes I get a treat for good behavior.

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cute
you like dog treats or are we talking the sex kind

[ a girl's got to distract herself somehow while creeping through creepy mist full of what sounds like monsters, right? ]

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I was going for a dog metaphor.

I don't have sex.

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not EVER?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I don't have time for that.

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you should really really make time for it

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

It's a waste of time.

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how would you know if you've never actually had sex

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

This isn't really appropriate.

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don't tell me you're too shy

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I've been at war.

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So what's the problem, then?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I've been at war for almost 35 years.

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all the more reason to make time now

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

This is still inappropriate. You shouldn't be talking to me about this. You're married.

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Nothing inappropriate about it. I'm not saying you should have sex with me, I'm just saying you should really, really have sex

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

That's extremely inappropriate.

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How's that inappropriate

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

It's something private.

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It's just sex
Which you're apparently not having

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Besides, you started on the dog treats

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I like dogs.