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Comments

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how would you know if you've never actually had sex

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

This isn't really appropriate.

[postscriptum]

don't tell me you're too shy

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I've been at war.

[postscriptum]

So what's the problem, then?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I've been at war for almost 35 years.

[postscriptum]

all the more reason to make time now

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

This is still inappropriate. You shouldn't be talking to me about this. You're married.

[postscriptum]

Nothing inappropriate about it. I'm not saying you should have sex with me, I'm just saying you should really, really have sex

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

That's extremely inappropriate.

[postscriptum]

How's that inappropriate

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

It's something private.

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[postscriptum]

It's just sex
Which you're apparently not having

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Besides, you started on the dog treats

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I like dogs.

[postscriptum]

That's... cute?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

It was why I brought it up.

[postscriptum]

Big soldier likes puppies

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I suppose cubs fall in that category.

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What kind of cubs are you thinking?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Wolves.

[postscriptum]

Definitely count

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I know.

[postscriptum]

so, you fancy yourself a wolf, then?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Spartans are trained to mimic wolves.