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[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

No ma'am.

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are you some kind of robot?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Only if it makes you stop asking questions.

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not a robot then
android? alien? supersoldier? don't you need sleep?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Spartans don't sleep.

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so you're not human?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I'm just like any other soldier.

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Yeah, that doesn't really answer that question though

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

That answers the question.

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No it doesn't. Are the other soldiers human?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Yes ma'am.

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Now it's answered my question

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Good to know.

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You're pretty tall for a human

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Genetics. My brothers and sisters are tall too.

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You from a big family, or are you talking your fellow soldiers?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

That's classified information.

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Don't you ever get tired of saying that?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Not really.

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I get kind of tired of hearing it

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

I'm sorry.

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Let me guess, that won't change your answer though, yeah?

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Correct.

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Gotcha.

[thisisspartaaaaaaaan]

Glad to hear it.